Sheer Awesome

Muh lil chapbook came out today! Bring on the envy jelly-folk townshire ~Jokes~ :D

I am very very happy with the outcome and can't wait to get my first shipment to distribute.

The book is called Disco Biscuits Boney Legs and features a few poems i've written over the years with a groovy pen and ink cover by NY artist Brian Redding.

You can order it directly from Read & Destroy at their site or you could email me and we could talk about shipping or something...Buy muh book! ~laughs out loud~ <---Do not forget the fact I wrote LOL is fucking lame, can we still be friends?

Support the starving artist bastards...so i can buy me sum chickens...bubblegum and hairdye.

Several Hundred Thoasand Ways To Say Play With Me

It might actually be more like two hundred or something;
I like to throw things out of preportion, especially around the holidays.

So yeah, here's that interesting little lexicon of sexual terms, conditions, and fetishistic behavior you've always wanted. And Just think this is the revised version...damn.

You can thank me later. Colonel anyone?



Abduction: to kidnap or carry a person away by force, also used in sex play
Abrasions: scratching or rubbing off skin
Abstinence: celibacy
Acmegenesis: orgasm
Acomoclitic: preference for hairless genitals
Acousticophilia: arousal from sounds
Acrophilia: arousal from heights or high altitudes
Acrotomophilia: sexual preference for amputees
Actirasty: arousal from exposure to sun's rays
Acucullophallia: circumcision

Belonephilia: arousal from use of needles
Bestiality: zoophilia; sex with animals
Bestialsadism: cruelty or mutilation of animals
Bi-Sexuality: people with sexual attraction for both sexes
Biastophilia: those preferring to violently rape their victims
Bigynist: sex between one male and two females
Bihari surgery: cutting ligament above penis to make it appear longer
Bindings: wrapping feet or genitals with string or lace
Bivirist: sex between one female and two males
Blastolagnia: person aroused by young females
Blindfolding: covering the eyes
Blood Sports: sex games which involve blood

Chemise Cagoule: long heavy night shirt with hole for penis
Chezolagnia: masturbating while defecating
Chipil: Couvade syndrome
Choreophilia: dancing to orgasmic release
Chrematistophilia: person aroused by having to pay for sex or having sex partner steal from them (see also harpaxophilia)
Chronophilia: arousal from passage of time; arousal from older partner
Chubby Chasers: people who are aroused by obesity in partner
Cicatrization: scarring
Circumcision: the removal of foreskin on genitals
Clamps: metal, plastic, or wood fasteners used on nipples or genitals
Claustrophilia: arousal from being confined in small space


Dermagraphism: marks left on the skin of a partner by biting, scratching or sucking
Dermaphilia: doraphilia; sexual stimulus from skin
Deviance: paraphilia; practice that deviates from the majority of society
Dildos and Plugs: instruments used for genital penetration
Dippoldism: sexual arousal from abusing children
Diseases (STD or VD): sexually transmitted diseases, also called venereal diseases
Divertissement: paraphilia
Docking: slipping one partner's foreskin over the glans penis of another Dogging: couples
who engage in sex in their car while others watch from outside
Doleros: algophilia; arousal from pain

Ejaculatio praecox: premature ejaculation
Electric Shock: using electric shock for sensory enhancement
Electrophilia: arousal from electrical stimulus
Electrolysis: an electrical method of removing hair
Elopement: hasty and clandestine marriage without consent of family members
Emetophilia: Roman shower; arousal from vomit
Endytolagnia: arousal only from partners who are clothed
Endytophilia: arousal only from partners who are clothed
Enema: the insertion and expulsion of fluids into the anus
Enema cocktail: drinking purged contents of enema


Flagellation: striking a person with an object
Flatulence: passing gas from bowels
Flatuphilia: arousal from having partner pass gas
Flirting: pretending to have affection for another person
Floating hog ranches: boats used to transport prostitutes to the Western U.S. and from
which they conducted business in route
Florentine girdle: chastity belt
Flower boats: Chinese boats used for prostitution
Foot binding: the wrapping of feet, done by Chinese and others
Foot fetish: podophilia


Galateism: agalmatophilia; sexual attraction to statues
Gamahucheur: cunnilingus
Gamophobia: fear of marriage
Gang Bangs: sex with a series of waiting partners
Gay: person who prefers same sex lover
Geishas: Japanese women used as social companions
Gemellus: testicles

alright...i'm sick of copying and pasting :(

I want my deep-fried poultry though...
Gimme da chicken!

Travel Will Kill You

Transient Jetlagged....yadda yadda etc. etc. etc.

Have been somewhere displaced between Boston (where my brother Jeremy lives),
Portland where me folks reside, and New York where the parties and painting shit occurs.

Anyway, my cute little HP Media Center has sat lonely and dusty back in New York Shitty longing for my gentle touch and love...and well hey today it gets a little.

For how long...no one knows O....O ~ Batman Theme Song Begins~
Cut to commercial!
I said cut to goddamn commercial break!

So yeah, I will work like hell to try to get on a computer and blog my heart out a little more often than i have...and well if my plans fail i can always turn to drinking.

18 straight whiskeys i think thats a record, is that a record man?
Who's on first?